SMASH ROCKS. BUY REGRETTABLE UPGRADES.
DIE TO SOMETHING WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAME.
[ PROMO TRANSMISSION ]
// 0:33 — SOUND ON
[ STEAM UPLINK ]
[ MISSION BRIEF ]
ARENA ROGUELITE
Twin-stick asteroid-smashing across a campaign of hostile planets. Every planet ends in a boss. The bosses are the point.
NO BALANCE CAP
Stack shop items until the screen is more projectile than screen. Broken builds are the point. High numbers are the fun.
22 SHIPS
A necromancer hearse. A gambling hull. A ship that pays its gun in body heat. One bad idea each, with its own kit and con list.
[ VID FEED ]
// TESLA — STORM CELL
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[ BESTIARY.DAT ]
RECOVERED SENSOR IMAGERY. NAMES ASSIGNED BY THE SURVIVORS.
[ 30+ HOSTILE KINDS. 19 BOSS-CLASS. CLEARANCE LEVEL TOO LOW FOR THE REST. ]
[ HANGAR MANIFEST ]
22 HULLS CLEARED FOR LAUNCH. EACH ONE A COMMITTEE DECISION GONE WRONG.
VANILLA
The starter. Nothing special. That's the point — everything you become, you bought.
HEARSE
Kills come back as your thralls. The paperwork is somebody else's problem.
JACKPOT
Every shot is a coin flip. The house is you. The house still loses.
REACTOR
Pays its gun in body heat. Refuses to discuss the smell.
COMET
The brakes were weight. The weight is gone.
LOCUST
Gets stronger the poorer you are. Do not lend it money.
+ 16 MORE IN THE HANGAR. UNLOCK THEM THE HARD WAY.
[ BOSS REGISTRY ]
PLANET-FINAL GUARDIANS. SURVIVORS DESCRIBE THEM POORLY.
| 01 | SHRIKE | DIVES LIKE IT HAS SOMEWHERE TO BE. IT DOES: YOU. |
| 02 | CAIRN | STONE THAT REMEMBERS BEING A MOUNTAIN |
| 03 | MURMURATION | ONE BIRD IS A FLOCK. THE FLOCK IS A WALL. |
| 04 | GYRE | A FLYWHEEL WITH OPINIONS. SPIN MEANS SPRAY. |
| 05 | KILN | THE SERPENT SURROUNDS. THE ARM IS OPEN. HURRY. |
| 06 | ########## | [ DATA EXPUNGED ] |
| 07 | ####### | [ DATA EXPUNGED ] |
| 08 | ###### | [ DATA EXPUNGED ] |
| 19 | CORONACH | THE LAST THING THE SUN SINGS |
[ 19 REGISTERED. CLEARANCE INSUFFICIENT FOR THE REST. ]