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DIE TO SOMETHING WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

DEMO // OUT NOW · FREE ON STEAM

EARLY ACCESS // JAN 2027

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[ PROMO TRANSMISSION ]

Smashteroids promo video

// 0:33 — SOUND ON

[ STEAM UPLINK ]

[ MISSION BRIEF ]

ARENA ROGUELITE

Twin-stick asteroid-smashing across a campaign of hostile planets. Every planet ends in a boss. The bosses are the point.

NO BALANCE CAP

Stack shop items until the screen is more projectile than screen. Broken builds are the point. High numbers are the fun.

22 SHIPS

A necromancer hearse. A gambling hull. A ship that pays its gun in body heat. One bad idea each, with its own kit and con list.

[ VID FEED ]

// TESLA — STORM CELL

CAIRN
PHAROS
BASTILLE
CARRIER
SHATTER
STAR MAP

// HOVER TO PREVIEW — CLICK TO ENLARGE

[ BESTIARY.DAT ]

RECOVERED SENSOR IMAGERY. NAMES ASSIGNED BY THE SURVIVORS.

Harrier
HARRIER
Corona
CORONA
Bramble
BRAMBLE
Buzzsaw
BUZZSAW
Amalgam
AMALGAM
Shrike
SHRIKE
Cairn
CAIRN
Kiln
KILN
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MORE ON FILE

[ 30+ HOSTILE KINDS. 19 BOSS-CLASS. CLEARANCE LEVEL TOO LOW FOR THE REST. ]

[ HANGAR MANIFEST ]

22 HULLS CLEARED FOR LAUNCH. EACH ONE A COMMITTEE DECISION GONE WRONG.

VANILLA

The starter. Nothing special. That's the point — everything you become, you bought.

HEARSE

Kills come back as your thralls. The paperwork is somebody else's problem.

JACKPOT

Every shot is a coin flip. The house is you. The house still loses.

REACTOR

Pays its gun in body heat. Refuses to discuss the smell.

COMET

The brakes were weight. The weight is gone.

LOCUST

Gets stronger the poorer you are. Do not lend it money.

+ 16 MORE IN THE HANGAR. UNLOCK THEM THE HARD WAY.

[ BOSS REGISTRY ]

PLANET-FINAL GUARDIANS. SURVIVORS DESCRIBE THEM POORLY.

01SHRIKEDIVES LIKE IT HAS SOMEWHERE TO BE. IT DOES: YOU.
02CAIRNSTONE THAT REMEMBERS BEING A MOUNTAIN
03MURMURATIONONE BIRD IS A FLOCK. THE FLOCK IS A WALL.
04GYREA FLYWHEEL WITH OPINIONS. SPIN MEANS SPRAY.
05KILNTHE SERPENT SURROUNDS. THE ARM IS OPEN. HURRY.
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19CORONACHTHE LAST THING THE SUN SINGS

[ 19 REGISTERED. CLEARANCE INSUFFICIENT FOR THE REST. ]